sophie I she/her I 29
Closing eurovision night the traditional way:
Stefan, please come out of retirement for eurovision, we need you.
u think eurovision is a competition between european countries but it’s a actually a competition between the jury and the people
eurovision viewers: this is so unfair, countries just voting for their neighbours ugh what is this shit
also eurovision viewers: what the fUCK, WE’RE YOUR COUSINS, YOUR NEXT DOOR BUDDIES, BROTHERS IN ARMS, THE 1 TO YOUR 2, AND YOU DON’T GIVE US THE 12 POINTS LIKE HOW DARE YOU THIS IS PRACTICALLY A WAR DECLARATION
Der NDR wahrscheinlich: “Tja Leute, ihr habt’s ja gesehen, Metal geht auch nicht. Schicken wir lieber wieder einen langweiligen Popsong.”
